Since I'm housebound due to an incurable illness, I can't do tours, signings, or make personal appearances. All my publicity will come from radio, print, and the Internet. Originally, my giganto-mundo Website was supposed to be online by March 29, but the designer used my money to eat out at expensive restaurants instead of doing her job. I don't mind not doing a book tour or making personal appearances. I tend to attract insane people and belligerent weirdos. It's better for everybody if we avoid each other.