This was supposed

This was supposed to be an outrageously entertaining, breathtakingly original, extraordinarily funny, multimedia Website with books, video, audio, contests, and image galleries. I wanted to break away from the thundering herd of authors who think that with just a photo, a cover, and a review, money will pour into their laps. My intention was to earn your respect by showing you what I could do.

However, I was scammed--mercilessly reamed, as a matter of fact--by two Web designers in a row. This site is a placeholder, so please be patient.

Click "Screwed" to find out why I'm now hollow, like a water main.

And click "Book" to read about Ghosts and Ballyhoo: Memoirs of a Failed L.A. Music Journalist.