RoadRangerX--just the name is enough to make me dive for the phone to call my brother Tim--has compiled a list of every music video I've ever mentioned on Talkbass.com.

Here it is.

I suppose watching the videos won't hurt anything, but I'm of two minds about this.

RoadRangerX, I just want you to know that I'm armed with a rolling pin and a newly shaven-headed big brother. So thanks very much for the list and please remember that all my doors and windows are locked at all times, and Tim prowls my yard. In the dark. On soundless cat feet. With a spoon that he can push through you the way he can do it to telephone poles.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it, bub.